1.
Having to walk 1.71 miles when you’re about to poop your pants sounds like my nightmare…and absolutely something that would happen to me. My heart is with you, my friend. So is my laughter.
2.
I’m clenching my buttcheeks in empathy for this poor soul’s experience rn.
3.
I couldn’t even be mad if this code was chosen for me. It’s too funny.
4.
I’d say this was a bargain, except I was lucky enough to get mine for free!
5.
Sorry about your wife, Grant, but at least you’ve got hilarious parents.
6.
Sorry, Ed. I like your music, but this joke goes hard.
7.
If a loved one is struggling with fractions, we can help!
8.
Poor Nana. She’s doing her best.
9.
I don’t know what you’re complaining about. People would PAY for this license plate.
10.
This error message popping up on a memorial for the Queen — just weeks after she died — is less than optimal. But god help me, it did set a chuckle loose.
11.
I feel sorry for this woman and whatever she’s going through, but I have to admit, I snickered at the accidental birthday background.
12.
As someone who constantly misspeaks, I feel intense solidarity with this woman…and also intense amusement.
13.
I’m 29, but I still feel like I need to apologize to my grade school teachers for laughing at this one.
14.
This is reminding me of the time my grandma asked my brother to help her with her “UBS tube” and we eventually figured out it was her USB cord.
15.
Could’ve happened to any one of us!
17.
This kid’s poor parents must feel like, ahem, asses.
18.
I’m going to hell for laughing at this design fail.
20.
This is also not what you think it is.
21.
I feel like we shouldn’t laugh at furries — they haven’t hurt anyone — but I think the prospect of being on an entire flight of them WITH COWORKERS AND/OR YOUR BOSS is an acceptable level of hilarity.
22.
Sorry, Teddy. You made me laugh!
23.
Whiting out part of this G is a senior prank I can get behind…even if it means I have a high school level sense of humor.
24.
Even if I were in an emergency, this might cause a brief laugh.
25.
Sorry, but patience is a virtue we all must learn!
27.
I get they were going for a 7-Eleven knockoff, but couldn’t they have picked a number other than nine?
28.
Don’t worry — I find it funny, too.
29.
This one’s okay to laugh at because they didn’t *actually* lose anyone, right? RIGHT??
31.
Now that’s A+ advertising.
32.
I think you caught this barber on their first day.
33.
Where can I buy this? Asking for a friend.
34.
Check your kids’ candy this Halloween, kids.
35.
At least you got a one-in-a-million shot out of it!
36.
I’m starting to think a father and not a Father wrote this.
39.
Nothing celebrates a wedding like eternal wedgies!
40.
If this were 2004, someone would put this text under Bad Luck Brian.
41.
I think breaking this magnet actually made it better.
42.
And finally, this is why I no longer check my Daylist.