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Because only women have arms!
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Why do we need to even bring genitals into this?
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What is it with bathroom signs and genitalia jokes???
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There’s no need to make them into some kind of crude joke.
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I don’t feel like I should need to tell you it’s not okay to refer to women as “holes.”
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I don’t want to think of pee streams when choosing a bathroom!
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Minimalism is not your friend when it comes to bathroom labels!
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What does this even mean???
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TIL women have Swiss cheese-like holes in their bodies!
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This donut shop reallyyyyy didn’t need to get creative here.
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Neither did this pizza shop. Now I’m just confused.
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Why bring horses into this???
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I genuinely have no idea what either of these means.
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Once again, I personally do not feel that illustrations of a person’s pee stream are necessary.
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What if I want to do epic shit?
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Picasso is rolling in his grave.
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Haha, I get it! It’s because women talk too much! Hilarious!
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This is the same sexist joke, but also giving furry, because why not?
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This isn’t confusing at all!
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There’s no need to be crass.
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Do men really stick their crotches forward like this when they pee? It looks painful. Oh, and I can tell you that women do NOT sit like that when they pee.
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I shouldn’t have to decode symbols to know which bathroom to use!
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There’s really no need to reinvent the wheel when it comes to bathroom signs. It just confuses everyone.
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I honestly can’t tell which is which. At first I thought the squares in the left one were boobs, but then I thought the squares in the right one might be a skirt. Maybe they’re both for women?
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This one is slightly cute in theory, but I still think we should just have unisex bathrooms.
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Which gender has the smallest triangle on their crotch? No idea!
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Come on, now. Is this really all they think men and women think about?
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No idea what this means!
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What if men want shapely bunz, too?
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Women never drink beer!
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They definitely pulled these from a real dictionary!
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Women wear cowboy boots, too!
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Women also play hockey!
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And finally, this sign is just creepy…