1.
This roommate who put away obviously dirty dishes:
2.
This roommate who bit the house butter and dropped it in the pan every time they cooked:
3.
This person who felt that their roommate should start paying more rent because they made more money:
4.
This roommate who threw out someone else’s food to make room for their own in the fridge:
5.
This person who was looking for a quiet roommate, but planned on practicing with their band at the apartment:
6.
This roommate who crashed their roomie’s car and refused to pay for it:
7.
This person who took their roommate’s car to drive ACROSS THE COUNTRY without their permission:
8.
This roommate who refused to clean their rice cooker:
9.
This roommate who spent their paycheck too quickly and asked their roommates to get them stuff:
10.
This roommate who THREW OUT all the dishes to avoid doing them:
11.
This roommate who wouldn’t use their own towel to wipe makeup off:
12.
This roommate who kept missing utility payments:
13.
This former roommate who expected free food and drink when they went back to pick up a bunch of their stuff MONTHS after moving out:
14.
This roommate who scraped a cast iron pan down to the metal:
15.
This roommate who asked for money to buy cat food, even though they’d just bought weed:
16.
This roommate who was home all day and couldn’t find something to do in all that time:
17.
This roommate who invited someone to move into their shared apartment rent-free and insisted she be given their parking space:
18.
This person who wanted a roommate who would pay for Netflix:
19.
This person who tried to take back the fridge they gave to their former roommates:
20.
This petty roommate who wrote a message in marker on the trash:
21.
This roommate who let their mom throw out someone else’s plants:
22.
This person who used the rest of their roommate’s dryer sheets and replaced them with a different brand:
23.
This roommate who had a tantrum in the bathroom:
24.
This roommate who let their dog poop all over the deck:
25.
This person who left this note for their roommate after said roommate made them both dinner:
26.
This roommate who left a passive-aggressive note about something that bothered them instead of talking about it in person:
27.
These roommates who let the bathroom trash can overflow to an unacceptable point:
28.
This roommate who took someone else’s dishes out of the dishwasher so they could put their own in:
29.
This roommate who treated their room like it was the local dump:
30.
This roommate who let their Tinder dates rummage through the fridge:
31.
This roommate who actually told someone to make their bed:
32.
This roommate who got super drunk and broke down someone else’s door:
33.
This roommate who moved out, but not before making some minor renovations:
34.
This person who sent a fake EVICTION NOTICE after getting in an argument with their roommate:
35.
This roommate who replaced the toilet seat with this one after breaking it:
36.
This roommate whose dog left all these URINE stains:
37.
And finally, these roommates who were drunk and thought it would be a funny prank to destroy their other roommate’s furniture:
