32 Extremely Chaotic Texts People Sent So Far This Year That Make Me Laugh Uncontrollably Literally Every Single Time I Think About Them

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Some masterful language:

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Dad’s best new artist:

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A curse upon your family:

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The life and times of the Big B:

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A scammer with a heart of gold:

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A landlord’s revelation:

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Cyrus’ favorite activity:

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Andrew’s explanation:

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The life and times of Bird Guy:

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Delicious foods in bed:

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Bobby and Judith’s meet-cute:

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A slight miscalculation:

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A delivery most foul:

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A perfect way to measure:

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Some light photoshop:

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A bit of an obstacle:

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And Dad’s emoji wisdom: