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29 Truly Shocking Posts From Crunchy Mom Facebook Groups That Made Me Groan


29 Outrageous Posts From Parenting Groups

Online parenting groups have gotten out of control. In a perfect world, these groups would foster a sense of community and give parents a place to find and offer support. In reality, they are often a toxic echo chamber of dangerous misinformation or a place where parents are wayyyy too comfy oversharing. Here are some screenshots to prove it:

1.

This mother of all misunderstandings:

2.

This BS Bluey dilemma:

3.

This stepparent who needs to step back and self-reflect:

4.

This Freudian nightmare:

5.

This Freudian nightmare, part two:

6.

This life-endangering “hack”:

7.

This incredibly unbalanced meal featuring half a stick of butter for some reason:

8.

This concerning query:

9.

This vegan household that’s against killing head lice:

10.

This parent who needs to detox their brain from all the garbage they’re consuming online:

11.

This post that’s really just TMI:

12.

This poop nugget debacle:

13.

This person who can’t spell “fetus” but thinks they’re smarter than literal doctors:

14.

This problematic party:

15.

This person who thinks they should start saving up for an Ivy League school because their toddler can count to 20:

16.

This post that could’ve been a google search or a private chat with a healthcare professional:

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This truly infuriating inquiry:

18.

This damaging and possibly lethal “advice”:

19.

This sad post, followed by the most unhinged and bizarre comment ever:

20.

This lazy parent who should just cut up the freaking grapes:

21.

This bizarre post from a parent who thinks her toddler’s very normal behavior is some kind of “sign”:

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This post with comments that made me pause and say, “Oh my god!”:

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This uncomfortable confession:

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This person who’s interested in pleasure-based birthing:

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This person who may have had more encounters with lead paint than they realize…:

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This parent who should care enough to protect their own children and other human beings around them:

27.

This post with truly shocking comments:

28.

This person who needs a garden hose for their home birth:

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And finally, this person who would benefit from more education:

Hannah Dobrogosz

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