1.
This person, who asked if they could reschedule a date because they had a long day at work and quickly learned they were talking to Joe from You:
2.
This girl who I bet is reallllll glad she did that pre-date Google search:
3.
This person whose winning line is apparently “I’m insane and a terrible person”:
4.
This absolute delight some poor soul matched with:
5.
This person who stood up their date WHO MADE A HOMEMADE TRES LECHES CAKE FOR THEM!!!!!
6.
This girl who changed her tune from “I’ll buy drinks!” to — and I quote — “unever haircut ass boy”:
7.
This person who could’ve saved themself some time and just pug a massive red flag in their bio instead:
8.
This AI bot someone matched with, which gave itself away pretttttty quickly:
9.
This person who did nottttt expect this reply to their flirty text:
10.
This person, who Bumble for some reason felt the need to send this notification to:
11.
This person who is reallllly setting the tone for the date:
12.
And this person, who barely got a word in before the height police hit the scene:
13.
This girl who was perhaps a bit too forthcoming about only being in it for the money:
14.
This person, who — according to their Tinder data — has swiped 2 million+ times, had 2,000+ matches, and chatted with 1200+ of them…but only went on a single date in their five years on the app:
15.
This person who outed themselves as a total scumbag after their date without the other person having to send a single message:
16.
This person who sent a “I’m not feeling the spark” message and expected someone they went on one date for fight for them:
17.
And this absolute gem of a person, can’t image why they’re on here!!!
18.
This person who went on a date and the meal of the night was…this abomination:
19.
This gem of a person who really had the time that day, I guess:
20.
This person who has never looked at their own profile, I guess:
21.
This boyfriend who is only on dating apps as a silly little bet with his friends, hehe, totally innocent here!
22.
This ex from TWO YEARS AGO who is blocked on all socials and still had the audacity to send this email:
23.
This person who went on a date and had the audacity to raid someone else’s fridge:
24.
This man who — mind you — had “looking for long term” on his dating profile:
25.
This person who came ready for a fight:
26.
This person who got blocked right before their date that day:
27.
This person who seems to be the one gaslighting, actually:
28.
And finally, this ray of sunshine who spoke their mind, I guess:
