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The person whose wife was just munchin’ on that thing:
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The person whose wife eats nuggets like a serial killer:
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The person who married someone who does the UNTHINKABLE:
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The person whose husband went squirrel-mode on some ice cream:
5.
The person whose wife’s banana technique is, quite simply, unhinged:
6.
The person whose husband has no respect for the rules of nuts:
7.
The person whose husband’s sandwich technique defies all rational thought:
8.
The person whose wife is basically turning their home into a water park:
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The husband who had zero respect for the laws of peanut butter:
10.
The husband whose cabinet etiquette leaves a bit to be desired:
11.
The person who had absolutely no respect for that bag:
12.
The person whose wife is just playing games at this point:
13.
The person whose husband was running an experiment involving peanut butter on their floor:
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The person whose husband has a great grasp of time and space:
15.
The person whose husband strikes fear into the heart of all bugs:
16.
The person whose wife cuts avocados like a madman:
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The person whose husband went bear-mode on this poor, defenseless loaf of bread:
18.
The person whose wife wisely decided to store her flosspick on the dirtiest part of the bathroom:
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The person whose husband evidently wants them to eat dog food:
20.
The person whose husband is just tossing those thangs in there:
21.
The person whose wife did this to a poor, poor cheesecake:
22.
The person whose husband is just opening jam with reckless abandon:
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The person whose husband will never, ever load the dishwasher again:
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The person whose husband like their food extra gritty:
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The person whose wife just might be the laziest person around:
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The person whose husband messed up the most important job they had:
27.
The person who might wanna throw that toaster in some rice:
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And the person who had to uncover this horrific sight: