Note: Submissions have been edited for length and/or clarity.
1.
“Becoming their mother is just really, really not attractive.”
“And they act so shocked when you don’t want to have sex with them after you’ve just spent an entire day being their mother. Yeah, no. He never once cooked a meal for himself or for me, wouldn’t do groceries, wouldn’t clean unless I begged him to, would never remember to pay his bills or go to appointments, would forget about his parents’ birthdays unless I reminded him about them, etc.”
“‘We have different standards of cleanliness.’ ‘You should have told me, and I’d do it.’ ‘I was going to do it.’ If a man is uttering any of these statements on a regular basis, I don’t want to hear about how their partner doesn’t want to have sex with them.”
March isn't just shamrocks and spring break…It's full of gloriously niche celebrations. Let's find yours!View…
Are we doing brownie or pie for dessert?View Entire Post ›
20. "My buddy Colby, his dad, and I were talking at a high school track…
I think my soulmate was born in May...View Entire Post ›
Vintage Movie Scenes Trivia Quiz | BuzzFeed Quizzes Two things are true about me: I…
Extra whipped cream, please!View Entire Post ›