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If I had a comeback this good, I think I’d frame it on my wall.
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I hope this man appreciated this informative response.
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If you’ve never seen it before, behold: the fake auto-message might be the most clever reply to an unsolicited dick pic of all time.
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This reply is also a good option, especially if it’s some predator and you’re underage.
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That was an absolute kill shot.
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STOP! STOP!!!! HE’S ALREADY DEAD!
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BAM! Uno reverse card.
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Another Uno reverse!!!!
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This person just did exactly as requested.
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Sometimes, the best comeback isn’t a word but a photo.
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Other times, it’s a GIF.
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Good news, everyone! Fucking off is, in fact, free.
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Child support, however, is not.
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Neither is asking this woman inappropriate questions.
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“What? I thought he was trying to play ‘complete the sentence!'”
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I don’t get why this man is angry. All this woman did was turn his words into a well-written story.
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And this woman was just expertly playing along with the poem format.
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Not to kink-shame, but I’m a little scared this guy may be into that.
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You gotta love it when men think their terrible online actions will have zero consequences…and then meet Lady Justice.
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I fear the cleverness of this answer was lost on this Neanderthal.
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The quiet disappointment of “do better” is worse than any insult.
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This woman went all Amelia Bedelia on a creepy guy, who definitely deserved it for coming right out of the gate with that question.
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This woman did the same.
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Fish on dating apps? In 2025???
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And finally…”Go on and finish up your homework before mommy heats up your Kid Cuisine” belongs in the Sick Burns Hall of Fame.