1.
These Target customers who keep abandoning their carts in the middle of the store (and yes, employees have to put everyyything back before closing):
2.
These customers who decided to inspect cupcakes by flipping them ~upside-down~:
3.
This customer who KEEPS ASKING for the same employee — despite the fact that he’s not working today:
4.
These customers who removed bricks from a pallet like this:
5.
And this customer who decided to take the best boards in the pile:
6.
This entitled eBay customer who wants the order they just made to be delivered, like, right now:
7.
This customer who didn’t want to purchase three separate six-packs…so he literally cut two plants off each:
8.
This customer who left a negative tip after their server’s shift ended and a different server had to take over the table:
9.
This customer who insisted on buying a $900 canoe for $200:
10.
This customer who thought a mattress store should help them move two years later:
11.
This customer who wanted a customized computer with a HUGE discount:
12.
This client who wanted to get a free professional shoot from a successful photographer and offered ~exposure~ in exchange:
13.
This customer who apparently wanted the seller’s exact address:
14.
This customer who ghosted, then wanted this special order and delivery right before Christmas:
15.
This “haute couture fashion designer” who wanted to skip the line at a restaurant:
16.
This customer who realllly wanted a delivery for an item when the seller clearly stated “no delivery” on the original post:
17.
These Airbnb guests who thought their host should move existing reservations with other guests just to accommodate their change of plans:
18.
This influencer who tried to make a deal to get a $2,800 PC for free:
19.
This customer who left a bad review for an all-you-can-eat (AYCE) restaurant, but apparently left out quite a few details:
20.
This client who blamed this trainer for further ruining his marriage — all because they wouldn’t work for free:
21.
This helpful customer who tried to get this couch off a seller’s hands:
22.
This “clout page” that reached out to this artist to feature their work — and wanted them to pay for it:
23.
This “regular customer” who thinks they should get a free cookie after dropping theirs:
24.
This customer who wants an item over half off…and wants it ~now~:
25.
This customer who showed up to a restaurant with a huge group and didn’t think to call in or make a reservation first:
26.
And finally, this person who decided to leave a bad review for a “beautiful” wedding venue they did *not* use because they couldn’t afford it: