1.
This person who sent an order as their first message:
2.
This person whose opening line was wildly unexpected:
3.
This person who was kinda hypocritical in their Tinder bio:
4.
This person who was not opening up at all:
5.
This person who really knew how to make their Hinge match feel special:
6.
This person who was looking for a consolation prize:
7.
This person who killed the mood trying to be an “alpha male”:
8.
This person who had quite an attitude:
9.
This person who used their bio like a gym diary:
10.
This person who had a nonsensical height requirement for potential partners:
11.
This person who really liked their Tinder match’s idea for a date:
12.
This person who thought the best way to respond to someone’s first message was with this:
13.
This person who was a straight-up liar:
14.
This person who was turned off very, very easily:
15.
This person who had a very specific process for verifying Tinder matches:
16.
This person who made a huge confession 20 minutes before their date:
17.
This person who was super controlling:
18.
This person who couldn’t stand small talk:
19.
This person who left out important information in their profile:
20.
This person who got pissed at someone asking questions about their life:
21.
This person who only looked for one trait in a romantic partner:
22.
This person who sent this very blunt question, and on Christmas nonetheless:
23.
This person who was so boring, I’d rather watch paint dry:
24.
This person who was the definition of high-maintenance:
25.
This person who spoke in riddles:
26.
And finally, this person who was unethically non-monogamous: