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“People who always one-up your pain with a worse story. I immediately get the ick after a conversation like that.”
“I had this bandmate for a while who would constantly make shit up to one-up whatever you were saying. We eventually started referring to this as ‘body surfing in Atlantis’ cause that’s how ridiculous some of it would sound.
‘I went swimming this weekend.’
‘That’s nothing. One time we were body surfing down in Atlantis…'”
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