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The person whose phone had the time of its life:
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The person who hit that softball harder than Elly De La Cruz at their cellphone:
3.
The person who made a squirrel-enemy for life:
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The person who will be trapped on that toilet for all eternity:
5.
The person whose palm tree looks, like, uh, you know:
6.
The person whose car got a very nice and very aggressive new paint job:
7.
The person who made some delicious well-done ribs:
8.
The person who will always ask for some sunscreen help from now on:
9.
The person whose bananas died tragically that day:
10.
The person who is going to have to call in the help of the United States government to decipher this code:
11.
The person whose passenger seat might be ruined, but at least it smells amazing:
12.
The person whose bed is so close, yet so, so far:
13.
The person whose drink contained a new life form:
14.
The person whose eggs went Mount Vesuvius-mode
15.
The person who had a fantastic afternoon guessing combos:
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The person whose package was in a completely empty field to do some soul-searching:
17.
The person whose cat is evidently searching for lost treasure:
18.
The person whose umbrella went on the ride of a lifetime:
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The person who met a bird that was not a big fan of their watch at all:
20.
The person whose green egg turned into a green grenade:
21.
The person whose potatoes had a little extra cronch:
22.
The person whose potatoes long to be free of their pot-ular prison:
23.
The person whose screwdriver antics really screwed up their day:
24.
The person who made sure no one will ever be comfortable again:
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And the person who was kind enough to rent out their straw for a spider baby shower: