When it comes to pizza, everyone has their preferences: thin or thick crust, red or white sauce, meat or veggies. It’s reasonable to disagree on toppings…however, there are some pizza creations that simply take things TOO far. Here are 24 atrocious “pizzas” that should be tried and jailed for their crimes against humanity:
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First, this pizza that’s perfect for someone you hate:
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This tuna and banana pizza:
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This absolutely soulless pepperoni pizza:
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This sad, sad burnt pile of “pizza”:
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This pizza that looks more like a grilled cheese attempt gone very wrong:
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This pizza that needs to take it down about 10 notches:
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This homemade pizza that makes me lose my faith in humanity:
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This meat lovers pizza that took things a tad too literally:
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This marshmallow, pear, pineapple, and caramel pizza we must never speak of again:
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This pizza that is simply pure evil:
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This stuffed crust pizza that’s heavy on the crust, but light on any sense of decency:
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This pepperoni, mushrooms, olives, onions and peppers pizza order that makes me irrationally upset:
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This pizza without everything that people like about pizza:
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This pizza with absolutely zero manners:
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This pizza that’s guaranteed to get you banned from all Easter gatherings:
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This chicken “pizza” that should just go straight to jail now:
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This pizza that’s got to be guilty of some kind of health code violation:
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This “Christmas dinner” pizza that would make a fantastic gift for your least favorite cousin:
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This Pizza Americano served in Italy that really does scream “American”:
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This “Detroit-style” pizza that’s more like “disappointment-style”:
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This “unicorn” pizza I’ll be seeing in my nightmares:
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This pizza delivery that should have come with a hand-written apology note:
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This fusion pizza that has absolutely zero reason to exist, and YET:
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And finally, this pizza that’s just given up: