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“I didn’t realize it was weird that my family never locked the front door, even at night, until friends looked at me like I was out of my mind.”
“I grew up in a town of less than 2,000 people, and my mom would leave the door ajar some nights. Not sure how, at the very least, wild animals didn’t intrude. She once woke up to a cat sleeping on the coffee table, though.”
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