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Did y’all see the new Blue Thing movie yet??
2.
*Makes unflattering cave painting of Grok*
3.
Born in the wrong generation.
4.
There should be some little birdies too.
5.
Who said it: smoker or medieval silk road merchant?
6.
“Ho ho ho, hah hah hah.”
9.
The original apple intelligence.
12.
I’m pretty sure that home-brewed Monster Energy Drink would also re-animate the dead.
15.
His friend is Wile E. Coyote.
16.
Just wait a few days.
17.
“Oh, this? No, I foam at the mouth all the time.”
18.
_____ Nights At Freddy’s
20.
Sic semper job applications.
21.
“Jingle a bit, please.”
22.
I would miss it, too.
23.
“He will surely want small bills.”
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