One of my favorite things is when a seemingly innocuous, harmless sentence is cut off at juuuuuuust the right time to make it seem ridiculous. Here are some of the best ones I’ve seen:
1.
Oh god, GET OFF THE TRAIN!
4.
What if I’m more of a morning person? 😏
5.
Oh my god, that much???
6.
I WILL NOT GIVE IT ANOTHER LOOK.
7.
Of course not. Don’t be ridiculous. They dream of android dick.
8.
Huh. I would’ve assumed more.
9.
No need to be rude about it.
12.
I guess that makes sense, it should fit.
13.
Technically, this is correct!
18.
I don’t see how that’s relevant…
20.
I think I saw a video like this once.
21.
Seriously, it’s not good to hold it in!
22.
And finally: What a bargain!