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21 Texts That Are So Funny I’d Happily Pay Overage Fees For Them


21 Hilarious Texts That Make Me Wish My Friends Were Funnier

Recently we shared a post about texts no one — and I mean NO ONE — wants to receive, like this one from a father to his son’s 19-year-old girlfriend:

But thankfully, not all texts are nightmare-inducing. Some, in fact, are absolutely hilarious! So, scroll down to see 21 times text messages were actually comic masterpieces:

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First, there’s this hilariously awkward text from a dude who seriously misunderstood what his cousin was suggesting:

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This boyfriend who got hammered and did something regretful…in the most wholesome way possible:

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And this guy who got a wrong text and made the person who sent it really, really, REALLY regret it:

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This woman found an old phone full of her texts to her junior high boyfriend…and they’re just so LOL-tastically junior high:

“They call me bad gurl 😂😂😂❤️”

“You’re my special princess…”

Ahh…junior high romance!

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This boyfriend who responded to his girlfriend like this (she was looking for a romantic answer but — SPOILER ALERT — didn’t get it):

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This boyfriend who had an equally unromantic response to his sweetheart of a girlfriend:

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And this girlfriend who absolutely roasted her boyfriend (and his hairline):

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This kid who absolutely roasted his mother after receiving a little sex ed in school:

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This dude who was on edibles when his ex texted him and got, shall we say, VERBOSE:

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And this dad who never let a day go by without trolling his daughter when she texted to get a ride home from junior high:

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This dad who had a refreshingly low-key response to his daughter coming out:

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This woman who loves to send texts bullying her pets:

I beg your pardon, ma’am!

Like, it’s just a bunny, ma’am!

13.

This dude who — when his wife worried he doesn’t keep in touch with his brother — showed her these texts:

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This guy who got stoned and responded to his own message:

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This husband who had some fun texting his wife:

I’m pretty sure he sent these just for the halibut.

Or maybe this is his way of being roe-mantic!

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This gal who texted her sister with the kind of love-hate energy you only see between siblings:

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This woman who — when a plumber was working on one of their toilets — asked her boyfriend this:

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And this dad who — while parenting solo — had his lunch handed to him by his toddler, and kept his wife informed every step of the way:

Make that every increasingly awkward step of the way:

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This poor wife who texted her hubby in the middle of the night:

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This guy who accidentally texted his boss something you NEVER want to text your boss, then scrambled to undo the mess:

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And this person who — when her friend told her she was sad — had the most unfortunate of typos:

Mike Spohr

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