Quick! Throw on your judgy pants!
Today we’ve got moms and dads who think the world revolves around them and their spawn, and they will stand in judgement! (Wow, that sounded way more dramatic than I intended. I just mean we’re going to look at some photos and go, “What weirdos.”) Anyway, check ’em out:
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First, this mom thinks she invented using “Kay” as a middle name:
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This dad had no problem harassing an entire office of tired medical workers:
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And this mom doesn’t care if it’s your turn to bowl, she is gonna stand in the way and film her precious son rolling a gutterball:
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This mom is happy to brag about ruining the movie for everyone else:
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This mom refuses to accept that her daughter’s wedding is HER DAUGHTER’S WEDDING:
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And this dad stood in the stands and did his daughter’s entire cheerleader routine, taking all the attention away from the girls:
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These people had a very special life-changing event — becoming grandparents — but made it all about themselves:
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This mom exudes the Christmas spirit:
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And this parent seems totally chill and not at all like someone to avoid at all costs:
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This mom is a pole dancer — no shame there, do your thing! — but when you look closer at this image you realize A) she has her pole in the BABY ROOM, and B) she just knocked her baby to the ground while spinning:
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This mom looking for pats on the back posted quite the “Yeah, that happened” story:
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And these parents thought it was totally normal to practice their BDSM kink out in public with their CHILD:
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This mom is mad her sister is having a baby shower for her adopted child, especially because “they get more parents leave than I did for my own children that was either pushed or cut out of my body”:
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This dad is a true man of God (sorry, I meant to say a “true asshole”):
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And this mom thinks her friend is copying her by getting pregnant:
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This parent definitely thinks the world revolves around them and their kids:
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Here’s another mom who is mad her daughter/bride won’t make the wedding about her:
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And these parents looking for a live-in nanny have got to be kidding me with this shiz:
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This mom didn’t think “aww so cute” was a sufficient reaction to her baby, and lost it on Twitter:
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This parent refuses to raise her child like everyone else, and now is looking for someone to teach her 11-year-old to read:
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And this dad showed up his son’s school wearing just his Speedo and swim cap because he is a laugh a minute! And not, you know, trying to get attention (while quite possibly ending up on a registry):