1.
“Overthinking conversations hours later.”
3.
“Re-reading your own email after sending it.”
4.
“Replaying your voice message three times after sending it to assess how weird your voice is.”
5.
“Going on to my social media and pretending I’m someone else viewing it for the first time.”
6.
“Talk to themselves… and sometimes argue with themselves too. We all do it, but admitting it makes us sound a little crazy.”
7.
“Rehearse arguments in the shower that never actually happen.”
8.
“Checking myself out in random reflections like I’m the main character in a movie no one’s watching.”
9.
“I have heard there are two types of people… those that pee in the shower, and liars.”
10.
“Thinking dark or inappropriate thoughts for a brief moment. It doesn’t mean you want to do them or like those things in any way but sometimes random shit pops in your head for a second, it happens to everyone. It’s when people act on those thoughts that it becomes a problem.”
12.
“Liking our own farts.”
13.
“Googling symptoms, ignoring results, deciding sleep will fix it.”
14.
“Everyone secretly makes up entire fake romantic scenarios in their head, right?”
15.
“Imagining a zombie apocalypse or any other type and actively planning what would you do.”
17.
“Stalking people on social media.”
18.
“Being beyond the socially acceptable levels of lazy at times.”
20.
“Fantasize sexually about people in your everyday life.”
21.
And finally, “Masturbate.”
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