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The person who received a burger that was an insult to all good things burgery:
2.
The person who lost power in true Looney Tunes fashion:
3.
The person who got absolutely blinded during a movie:
4.
The person who loves their coworker very much, I’m sure:
5.
The person who apparently got a manicure done with Play-Doh:
6.
The person who under NO CIRCUMSTANCES should dance at work:
7.
The person who lives with an absolute ANIMAL:
8.
The person who let off a nuclear reaction in their microwave:
9.
The person whose dog is now going to get made fun of at dog-school:
10.
The person who must heed nature’s call:
11.
The person who gave their package a nice, little squeeze:
12.
The person who just made Italian apples and peanut butter:
13.
The person whose bike got more stolen than any bike has gotten stolen before:
14.
The person who must traverse a gauntlet to return their weights:
15.
The person whose iced coffee had a little extra protein in it:
16.
The person whose washing machine got put through a black hole:
17.
The person who was so close yet so far:
18.
The person whose hair got incredibly, incredibly frozen:
19.
The person whose passport is really going through it:
20.
And the person who gets a wonderful view of Santa’s crotch all day long: