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The person who might want to take up a career in archery:
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The person whose house no longer belongs to them:
3.
The person whose hair now has its own private road:
4.
The person with the most delicious phone around:
5.
The person who saw one of the saddest sights a human can see:
6.
The person who likes their fish well-done, clearly;
7.
The person who just became a lifelong enemy of our avian friends:
8.
The person who might want to grab a paper towel:
9.
The person who might want to put that sandwich in some rice:
10.
The person whose washing machine experienced death by a thousand cuts:
11.
The person who had a delicious serving of homemade mold:
12.
The person who loves their family very much, I’m sure:
13.
The person who found some sort of new species inside their bolognese:
14.
The person whose carport could simply take no more:
15.
The person who might want to ask a fortune teller about this omen:
16.
The person who experienced true tragedy:
17.
The person whose neighbor left them a wonderful surprise in their laundry:
18.
The person whose car has been pooped on beyond recognition:
19.
The person whose sweater is neither “sweat” nor “er”: