Let’s just say this: You aren’t a woman talking to men on a dating app if you haven’t had an interaction that’s more like a horror story and less like a rom-com. Here’s a look at some of those horror stories:
1.
This response to woman who wrote in her bio that she has a PhD:
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This woman who totally, definitely likes to be body shamed:
3.
This woman who DEFINITELY won the lottery when she unmatched this man:
4.
This woman who found her 13th reason on a dating app:
5.
This woman who vowed to never send a message first again after this exchange:
6.
This man who clearly does not know what he wants:
7.
This woman who got absolute whiplash when talking to a new guy:
8.
This woman who made her bio pretty easy to understand:
9.
This match who was 100% totally not disrespectful:
10.
This interaction that left a woman saying “ew, no”:
11.
This woman who had to have a conversation with an absolutely out-of-touch and petty man:
12.
This pick-up line that could have gone better in so many ways:
13.
This man who is…incredibly fatphobic:
14.
This conversation that started out…NOT GREAT:
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This woman who had to deal with a guy she matched with — who also goes to her gym! — hitting on her in the worst way:
16.
This interaction that left a woman utterly speechless:
17.
This man who just simply took “pranking” too far:
18.
This first message that is…certainly something:
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And finally, this match who was a little too honest upfront:
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