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“I was fixing a late-middle-aged lady’s computer almost 20 years ago when I worked at CompUSA. She had me back up all of her photos onto CD-ROMs, which I did. While selecting the pictures, there were literally HUNDREDS of photos of her with a dildo in her ass. However, the best part was that she was bending over, looking into the camera through her legs, with this giant smile. The pictures had her on a beach, in every room in her house, and just about anywhere you could realistically think to take a picture. It was almost like she was taking pictures of things, like somebody would do to show off their trip abroad. Except she had a dildo in her ass in every one of them.”
“If she were in front of the Eiffel Tower, she would definitely have a picture of herself looking through her legs. It was both profoundly provocative and sexual, and seemed totally nonchalant, like everybody had pictures like this. However, the most jarring thing to me about it all was that she was a major real estate agent in my city. I would see her picture on bus stops, park benches, and grocery store carts. I’m convinced she had to have known we’d see these pictures. She paid the outrageous fee CompUSA charged for this service and likely continued her free-wheeling dildo hiding photo safari.”
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