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The person whose home has a very distinct scent now, I’m sure:
2.
The person with the best seat in the house:
3.
The person whose ratatouille became a sadatouille:
4.
The person who is apparently living in either Phoenix, Arizona or Hell:
5.
The person who got straight-up gooped up:
6.
The person who will be playing 52 card pick-up for a long, long time:
7.
The person who is about to put on the show of a lifetime for the patrons of the Terminal 5 airport bathroom:
8.
The person who picked the perfect spot:
9.
The person who will never, ever be a professional chef:
10.
The person who is now more bonded with their pet than they ever expected:
11.
The person who cooked their knife just like ma used to:
12.
The person who got a little extra crunch in their ‘rika:
13.
The person whose sunglasses shall gaze upon that big ball of fire in the sky no more:
14.
The person whose burrito had that familiar green hue we all know and love:
15.
The person who learned a valuable lesson about windows and fingers:
16.
The person whose graham cracker contained a special surprise:
17.
The person whose floor is drinkin’ good tonight:
18.
The person who will never be so flippant with the burners again:
19.
And the person who just made enemies with a fly for the rest of their days: