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The person whose guitar has a SLIGHT scratch:
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The person who just became life-long enemies with a lizard:
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The person who tried a very interesting new flavor of toothpaste:
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The person who saw this comforting sight on a plane ride:
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The person who somehow managed to get the world’s slowest speeding ticket:
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The person whose dumb mistake will be forever immortalized:
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The person with the most delicious kitchen floor I’ve ever seen:
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The person who might want to run the heat for a little bit:
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The person who lost the one thing the shouldn’t lose:
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The person who almost went Mad Scientist-mode on their house:
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The person who got straight-up hooked like a FISH:
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The person who has to throw away their car now:
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The person whose burial will have to wait a few more minutes:
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The person who apparently upset a pterodactyl:
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The person who discovered a new species inside their bathroom:
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The person whose tiramisu turned into a tiramis-ewwww:
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The person who quite literally has a window FOR ANTS:
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The person who will not be operating heavy machinery anytime soon:
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And the person who had the heavens smile upon them: