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This person’s fruit salad which consists of canned pineapple slices and canned pear slices served over iceberg lettuce and sprinkled with mozzarella:
2.
This person’s sad, sad cheeseburger that looked like it was stepped on before it was served to them:
3.
This deboned duck that ended up looking like dirty cheese cloths soaking in a greasy pan:
4.
This homemade pizza that would have made me pull out my phone and order delivery:
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And this sad pizza that someone got scammed out of 16 euros for:
6.
This $18 Caesar salad that is just a romaine lettuce stalk with a squirt of bottled dressing:
7.
This person who tried to make homemade Mountain Dew Baja Blast sauce but instead ended up making this mucus-looking sauce:
8.
This person who got their local brewery’s “Not Your Average Nachos,” which is an appropriate name because these are below average:
9.
This cake that for some reason was cooked inside of a pumpkin instead of a pan:
10.
This French onion soup that looks more like watered-down consommé:
11.
This cup of fried rice that the person cooked in 12 cups of water:
12.
This tuna aspic someone made for a family gathering that looks like it’s ready to jump back into the sea:
13.
This chicken made by someone who said it didn’t need seasoning because it “just isn’t necessary”:
14.
This chicken that is seasoned but is cooked medium-rare 🥴:
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This person who made chocolate and strawberry deviled eggs as either appetizers or dessert:
16.
These bratwursts that the person who took the photo wished had mold on them instead of being stuffed with gummy bears:
17.
These eggs that look like moldy leftovers because they were cooked in the same pan as blueberry compote pancakes:
18.
This dish that looked like it washed up onto the beach after a storm:
19.
And lastly, this stargazy pie that used John Dory and sea bass instead of sardines: