1.
The person who ID card just became an I-Don’t card:
2.
The person whose laptop just got a bit wavey:
3.
The person who had a human nightlight at their movie theater:
4.
The person who just bankrupted their company:
5.
The person whose car is now the habitat of several new species:
6.
The person who is apparently turning their trunk in a hot tub:
7.
The person who gave that car a little cronch:
8.
The person who found out about a fun, exciting, new ailment today:
9.
The person who did not follow the advice given to them:
10.
The person whose curiosity got the best of them:
11.
The person who learned about a fun new machine today:
12.
The person who, I’m pretty sure, gets free gas for life now:
13.
The person who spilled the paint at the Mike Wazowski factory:
14.
The person who probably should’ve worn gloves:
15.
The person who is not allowed to pick fruit until further notice:
16.
The person whose car is trapped until the end of time:
17.
The person who will never walk comfortably in their home again:
18.
And the person who shall be forever clenching their rear-end in their new jeans: