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The person whose car got the fresh Jackson Pollock treatment:
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The person whose phone was literally under construction:
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The person whose employment lasted about 2.5 hours:
4.
The person whose new concrete just got a cool new design:
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The person who met a furry little friend in their can of iced tea:
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The person who can never return to that office:
7.
The person whose house now needs to be condemned:
8.
The person whose avocado toast was more like avocadNO toast:
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The person whose car got a fresh, cool new coat of paint:
10.
The person whose truck is evidently made of tin foil:
11.
The person who, in a bizarre twist of events, is now even more stressed:
12.
The person who had the UNTHINKABLE happen to them:
13.
The person who turned this chair into a work of ART:
14.
The person who just met their roommate for the first time:
15.
The person who, like King Arthur and the sword in the stone, must remove their tuna from their sink drain:
16.
The person who will be spending a lot of time organizing in the not too distant future:
17.
The person whose car no longer belongs to them:
18.
The person who just invented this fall’s most viral food craze:
19.
And, of course, this fly: