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The person whose AirPods will be recovered with the promise of a warm spring:
2.
The person who was betrayed by their stairs:
3.
The person whose car is going to be smelling absolutely delicious:
4.
The person who might not be able to rent for a bit:
5.
The person whose whole family saw an absolutely stunning sight:
6.
The person whose grout is looking absolutely fabulous:
7.
The person whose dog had the car ride of a lifetime:
8.
The person who got the Michael Scott special at the hotel:
9.
The person who just ordered a batch of extremely literal hoodies:
10.
The person who will be having pizza delivered momentarily:
11.
The person who is quite simply turning pink:
12.
The person whose washing machine is no longer welcome in their home:
13.
The person who was kind enough to lend their toothbrush to a trusted friend:
14.
The person who, quite simply, is going Smurf-mode:
15.
The person who should have never used Hulk’s Delivery Company:
16.
The person who loves their spouse very much, I’m sure:
17.
The person who got a fun little bonus with their Diet Pepsi:
18.
And the person who will have to Yabba Dabba Doo their car all the way home: