1.
This murder scene is actually the aftermath of some strawberry smoothies spilling into the restaurant walk-in.
2.
And don’t worry — this cat isn’t actually missing a leg.
3.
This is not a scene out of The Shining — it’s a computer server that someone (poorly) chose to wire with all red cables.
4.
This is actually not some kind of Lovecraftian horror hiding in the bathtub.
5.
And this bed is not a crime scene — the sheets just have a rose print on them.
6.
TEETH — no, peppers.
7.
This poor beheaded dog!
8.
Oh no, the giant insects are attacking!
9.
Breaking News: Local Couple Finds Mummified Hand In Garden (jk, it’s a sweet potato).
These next few work better when you see them as thumbnails first:
10.
Oh no, the Grim Reaper is on my lawn!
Wait, no, that’s a plant.
11.
What is this alien creature lying in wait on the bed?!
12.
My god, they’ve stolen mummified remains!
13.
Uhhh, this person should really get their infected heel checked out.
These last few are two-parters:
14.
Imagine seeing a gorilla on your living room camera…
…and then finding this.
15.
This person thought a man was waiting to jump them on the construction site…
16.
And finally, this one-eyed alien sphere…
Is actually a lil’ puppy!