16 Messages People Received That Made Me Laugh Out Loud, But Would Ruin My Day If I Received Them

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And this jump-scare text, which would inevitably launch an investigation into which of your two friends betrayed your secret crush:

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This text from someone who simply refuses to engage in small talk:

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This Xbox message that gets worse and more sinister the more you read:

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And this text from a typical f-boy, which suddenly makes life as a nun in a convent sound pretty nice:

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This pseudo-supportive text that somehow makes you feel more alone:

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This text from someone who learned the hard way that salad dressing is, in fact, unisex:

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And this text from a dad who chose a unique moment to try out onomatopoeia, that literary device we learned in elementary school where words imitate sounds:

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This crude text that feels too strangely deliberate to be an innocent typo:

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This text from a Gen Alpha kid that is infuriatingly incomprehensible to anyone born after 2010:

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And this text from a husband who clearly cosplays as single on the weekends:

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This text from a new iPhone owner that reads like a baby taking its first steps, but it’s just typing:

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This text from someone who doesn’t know what day it is and may or may not be at archery right now:

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And this text from a dad who took laundry instructions too literally:

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This birthday text that comes with a side of unsolicited religious intervention:

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And last but not least, this text from a D1 oversharer: